Lost:
One friend:
Hair: Straight, brown with new layers
Humor: sly and witty
Occupation: being my friend... and maybe something about photography
Hobbies: being my friend... and bonfires
Married: yes and he's missing also
Last seen: so long ago I can't even remember
Blog: not lately
Name: Jessica
If you have seen this elusive friend, capture her and give me a call. No matter how much she pleads, don't release her until I get to the bottom of her disappearance.
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My friend has died. I have tried to convince myself that he was just a resident and that our relationship was firmly within the boundaries...
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Sometimes when a person is expressing gratitude, others call their words a "humble brag". Ty explained this to me. The person is a...
3 comments:
CRISSY THIS IS HILARIOUS! i'll call you later and explain my mysterious disappearance.
Crissy, you should write a book. Your posts are so clever and cute.
*screaming*
I LOVE that first song! I never could figure out the title of it. I am going to listen to it a hundred times now.
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