The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon

Oh, the lengths my children will go to in order to not wash a dish.

They will:
A.) Go hungry.
B.) Eat soup/ice cream with a fork
C.) Use a serving utensil that will not fit into their mouths
D.)Plead and give me puppy eyes, wanting me to wash something for them
E.) Eat something they don't like, instead of what they do like

When I say, "Wash the dish/spoon/fork!" They usually just respond with "nevermind" or "this is fine, really" or *heavy sigh*.

Good grief. They know how to do the dishes; it's part of their chores. Lazy, lazy, lazy children.