1. Switch out loads of laundry in a timely fashion. Soured clothing... ugh.
2. Smell underwear that's on the floor. If it happens to be clean, it can just be washed again. Cause I ain't smellin' it.
3. Ask my husband how he likes my outfit. He has very different tastes than I do. I will only get hurt.
4. Play practical jokes. I can think them up all day long, I just can't keep a straight face to pull them off.
5. Think that my sister looks like my twin.
6. Organize my utensil drawer.
7. Touch bugs. I'll kill snakes but I cannot touch a bug bare-handed.
8. Play an instrument. I took piano for 3 years and can't even read music. Pathetic.
9. Leave someone's house when I should. I think I always overstay my welcome.
10. Go to bed early. I cannot fall asleep before 9:00. I just can't.
11. Get up early. As in, before 7:30 am. See #10.
12. Deal well with change. I like for things to stay just as they are. No change-y.
13. Clean my kitchen up after every meal. Scott thought of this one. Apparently this bothers him. I sorta don't care.
14. Own real jewelry. I will absolutely, positively lose it. And then I'll hate myself forever.
15. Enjoy the ballpark. I despise the lack of seating, the smells, the bugs, the less than professional athletic abilities, the heat and/or the cold, the lack of shade, the sometimes bad attitudes. I don't like it. I do it but I don't have to like it.
16. Let Chris handle the finances. He might commit suicide.
17. Bake.
18. Play video games. It's not possible for me to care less about video games. Not possible.
19. Go fishing, hunting or similar activities. I will however go camping, provided that there's electricity, water and a bath house within a minutes walk or a 30 second jog, whichever the case may be.
20. Argue with my children. Because... they are children.
I guess that's all. I could think of more but I'm done.
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Hmmm... I think I don't do almost all of those too. Although I will play jokes on people. I'm not down with 10 and 11, and I wouldn't let Chris handle my finances either (haha). I don't think you and your sister look like twins and I can almost always tell you apart on the phone (even though my husband can't tell Kim and me apart on the phone). Anyway, as usual, you and I are the same but different. To anyone else reading this comment, don't ask me what that means. It's too hard to explain.
I used to luu-uve going to camp and doing the whole practical joke thing. I was probablly every camp counselars nightmare!
I will just sit and wait for my camping invitation. twittleing my thumbs and waiting. I guess I will switch my laundry while I am waiting.
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