These are actual things that have been said at my house. Some are hard to believe but, well, believe it.
Brody get out of the dryer.
What did you flush?
Momma, he hit me back!
Why are you on the refrigerator?
Do not shoot your sister with a bb gun!
I’m bleeding again!
Do not pee in my flower pots!
Why is there nail polish on the baby?
Don’t sit on your brother’s head.
Can I use this knife for just a minute?
Moooommmaaa, Ellas fell off the porch again!
Don’t throw up on the carpet! Go to the hard floor.
Can I have this egg to play with?
Momma, you have got to come see Ty's poop!
But my all time favorite is....
"Momma, we need a lighter and a pair of scissors."
To which I replied, "Um..., no you don't."
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Chuckle and laugh. That was so funny. Thanks.
Don’t throw up on the carpet! Go to the hard floor.
-made me laugh. lots. i have some funny friends. i like to laugh. need to more often.
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