Missy and I have a lot of fun. We have PhD's in witty bantering. It's true. I admire us tremendously. It's very hard to remember a time when we were not friends, even though it wasn't that long ago.
One of my favorite things we have done is go back and forth on Facebook. My favorite thread goes like this:
My status update:
sometimes the line between beauty and pretentiousness is in the eye of the beholder.
Missy: Of what do you speak?
Me: I speak in riddles and code...
Missy: Stop it.
Me: The eagle took the spoon and threw it down the hill with the goat... decipher.
Missy: My husband beat your husband up again? Dangit. I'll talk to him about that.
Me: No. That's "The BALD eagle threw the smokin' hot spork down the hill and killed the goat"!
Missy: Busy Beavers.
Me: aannnndddd.... scene! That's a wrap, people.
I'm still laughing. It's so nice to be able to crack yourself up. It's positively outrageous good fortune to have a friend who can do it for you. Thank you, Missy dear.
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1 comment:
Bwahahaha! I just read this! I gotta be better about checking blogs again. I miss them.
And WE are awesome at whitty banter! It makes me laugh and smile lots.
And for real, I does seem like we've been friends for a lot longer than we have been. I think that means we are forever friends or something cheezy like that.
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